Ali G has logged records in 99 patterns and hypernewbie has logged records in 9 patterns.
They are competing for 9 records, and of these Ali G ranks better in 8 and hypernewbie ranks better in 1.
| Pattern | Ali G | hypernewbie |
|---|---|---|
| 3 ball cascade | 32m 33s | 3m (666c) |
| 3 ball mills mess | 6m 50s | 2m (242c) |
| 3 ball shower | 2m 50s | 2m (152c) |
| 4 ball 53 half shower | 180c | 1m (100c) |
| 4 ball async fountain | 5m 50s | 1m (84c) |
| 4 ball shower | 1m 15s | 43c |
| 5 ball 5 half shower | 45c | 9c |
| 5 ball cascade | 2m 10s | 100c |
| 5 ball shower | 30c | 10c |